thequeenofhell:

Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

(via fake-mermaid)

h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

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slenclerman:

slenclerman:

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my milkshakes are safe
for now

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my milkshakes

(Source: clannyphantom, via parkingstrange)

katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

(via downtown-bambi)

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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meladoodle:

where can i buy some thigh high crocs

(Source: meladoodle, via fake-mermaid)